I'm Jake, i'm 15, i live in the hole the world knows as Bolton, but i'm actually from London, Tooting to be precise. I'm a quarter Italian, but no one can tell i look whiter than George Bush and im possibly the least Italian Italian you will ever meet haha. I love my music, i've got a varied taste, from my dance/house stuff (most djs on pacha, strictly, hed kandi or ministry) to the more rocky but classic stuff (stone roses, the smiths, the jam, the stones, arctic monkeys, foals, blondie etc) but i do like a bit of hip-hop, soul & funk (Grandmaster Flash, A Tribe called quest, the o'jays, aretha franklin etc) ehehe.
Interviewer: Did anyone fancy you at school?
Morrissey: Not demonstratively. There were whispers but since I was such an intellectual idiot, people were convinced that if they talked to me I'd quote Genesis and bolts of lightning would descend from the sky.